MEET MAGIC KENNY BANG BANG

Master of Macabre

Kenny Stewart stands tall in the makeshift séance room of Bisbee’s ghostly Oliver House Bed and Breakfast looking like a cross of Beggar’s Banquet-era Keith Richards and John Carradine in House of Dracula—studded bracelets, skull rings and vintage vest, jacket and tie compliment a beaver-skinned top-hat and feathers that sits atop his ashen shag. He sips red wine. There’s a forward assuredness about him, at first like a snake-oil salesman greasing you up for the big sell: it’s all there in the graceful up-turns of his out-stretched right hand, the pistol on his belt buckle and the toothpick balanced between his lips.

“This place,” Stewart says, “is a conduit. It does all the work.”
The secluded, refurbished Oliver is perched on a rising hill overlooking old Bisbee. It was once a boarding house for miners, famously home to 26 deaths, mostly murders, from the town’s folkloric heyday, which makes its nighttime milieu—the creaky floors, hazy lighting—sweet for the big sell.

See, Stewart is a Tucson-based magician, who’s often called Magic Kenny Bang Bang, and it’s his séance tonight. He’s also a local man for all seasons (a certified sommelier, ad pitchman, drink-slinger, bike-trek leader, male stripper, show presenter, teacher of magic, and so on) who happens to have led some 30 séances so far.

At first there’s no logical reason to be hustled by this guy, because it is a hustle—all magic is, for better or worse—and there’s no reason to get all “gee-whiz” about the defrauding nature of tricks and haunts. Right?

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Stewart leads a group of four on a brief tour through various rooms of the Oliver, narrating with dramatic tension ghoulish yarns from its freakish history, linking slayings to gambling debts and ghosts, and one mass-murder/suicide involving the town deputy and his cheating lover.

Then he directs the four to sit at a long table with lighted votive candles in the center. Strains of period oldies like The Boswell Sisters’ contextually creepy “Sophisticated Lady” rise from an antique-looking radio. He says, “You’re not going to see a table levitate. This isn’t Disney.” The séance begins.

He explains the dynamics of the believer versus the non-believer as it applies to the otherworldly, and he replaces obvious terms like “haunted” and “eerie” with phrases like “a little spark of energy.” The séance is equally slight-of-hand magic, stage illusion, campy theatre and unnerving personal reveals. It’s like he taps into some kind of cosmic switchboard, touching on “residual and intelligent” hauntings, linking the past to the present. For example, he knows the names of dead friends or dead relatives that some of us secretly write down, and he uses black-and-white images of dead folks from Bisbee’s storied past to show whether or not we’re attracted to the energy of murder victims.

Loteria cards are torn in half, passed around and reassembled to reveal personal obsessions. There’s a stillness that tightens when Stewart divulges startling details of one attendee’s dead mother, and when a telling message appears on a hidden chalkboard. For nearly an hour it’s startlingly dark stuff, disquieting and fun.

This writer may be a cheap-seat observer of magicians and mediums and séances, challenged when it comes to comprehending blurred lines between reality and artifice—the very things that Stewart pulls from his virtual hat—but this guy can make contradictory things seem true, and that makes him frighteningly good at his work.

His suspension of disbelief is big. It has as much to do with how others are drawn to him as it does his innate ability to sell. He’s charismatic as hell, and either he’s acutely intuitive about people and things or he’s a great actor and a beguiling raconteur. He’d make a killer grifter.

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It’s a week later and Stewart, down-dressed in a cowboy shirt, is behind the bar in the little dining/parlor room of the bungalow-style house he owns near downtown Tucson. The home is deceptively beautiful and says a lot about him: While the walled-in front yard is scrappy with busted things, the colorful interior is relentlessly crammed, room to room, with fetching kitsch—from ’60s porn, creepy clown heads and skulls, to tacky Vegas keepsakes and Santeria-inspired objects and voodoo dolls.

His doe-eyed Chihuahua suddenly scurries across the kitchen’s hardwood floor and snatches cheese from a mousetrap, and vanishes around the corner. The trap doesn’t snap shut. Even Stewart’s dog—who’s named Lil’ Magic and wears a tiny green shirt with an Irish clover—performs tricks.

“Some mouse trap,” Stewart moans, seeing through his pet’s slight of, um, snout. Then he explains that he’s got a real trick up his sleeve for Lil’ Magic, one that’ll see him talking. “It’ll be insane.”

Stewart has a kid’s-eye wonderment toward life and a keen intellect that he mostly keeps hidden behind endless guffaws and lewd bro speak, but you sometimes get this unnerving sense in conversation that he’s looking over your shoulder for the next con, the next ruse. This isn’t some dude forever hobby-tinkering; rather, he’s one who’s never given up on the capacity to dream, even after years of study and reliance on logic and analysis, the sorts of things that go into even a rudimentary card trick.

It’s no wonder he says things like “anything I do I don’t really consider work.” It’s because even when he’s selling stuff—whether it’s wine, ads for area magazines, magic, whatever—it involves some kind of slight-of-hand.

So what if someone at a séance accuses him of being a crass huckster?

“I would to have to disagree,” he says. “I’m a real hustler. I know that. But I’m going for true emotion. And there’s a fine line between creepy and cornball.”

He’s weirdly perceptive too, a grownup who understands that people don’t really grow up, and that understanding becomes a weapon in his work because he goes for the inner-kid. It allows his sense of curiosity to stay wide open, and that’s contagious, and it gives his tricks believability.

“I don’t have an explanation but I know the explanation,” he says. That’s as far as he’ll go in revealing trade secrets, even to his girlfriend. But he’s the first to admit that much of his magic is all about putting creative, cockeyed twists on old tricks, adding that to be a “great magician you have to be a great actor. You’ve got to be a thinker, and an entertainer and a showman. … ”

Stewart’s longtime friend, guitarist and occasional show-collaborator Clif Taylor (AKA Chick Cashman) has watched the magician evolve over the years. He says Stewart could always “lead you down a path and mess it up a bit then conjure up an unexplainable bit of magic that seems to baffle himself. He’s intent on entertaining; he rides the lascivious barker thing but he really has this child-like enthusiasm. He’s genuinely amused and sincere in shocking his audience.”

Born in sleepy Whippany, New Jersey, Stewart says his childhood was basically normal. He has one sibling, a brother, who also lives in Tucson, and both describe their upbringing as upper middleclass.

Stewart had to figure out a way to meet girls, so he got into magic. He tested his tricks on his mother. “I was her court jester. If I could get her to laugh then I knew I had something.”

Stewart says he doesn’t get depressed—there’s no “dark, brooding Robin Williams thing here. I know I have a charmed existence, and it allows me to throw caution to the wind.”

He worshiped magician Doug Henning (“he was the porn-star of magic in the ’70s), to whom Stewart bears slight resemblance. Did his first gig at 13—as a Cub Scout—a show made up of stage illusions. “I made my own business cards and I had a word misspelled.”

At 16 he was working in a magic shop, but by 19 his “hair had grown out” and he learned he could get laid on his own, and he put the magic to rest. He earned a degree in English lit from University of Colorado in Boulder.

He arrived in Tucson 17 years ago, on the recommendation of a friend, after spending eight months in Ireland, traveling and working at a restaurant. He landed a waiter gig, which led to lots of server jobs, which informed his evolution as an entertainer. He studied and became a sommelier, and a wine seller.

In 2009, Stewart became re-obsessed with magic “like it was my job.” Since then he’s done myriad magic shows and has traveled to New Orleans to study séances and dark magic. He’s house magician on Romo Tonight Live, Tucson’s wickedly pop-damaged live talkshow, and his séances are beginning to happen with regularity in Bisbee.

When asked where he sees himself in 5 years, he pauses, rubs his chin. Says, “I could be in Vegas doing 300 shows a year.” Then he laughs, “and for the right amount of money I’ll do your kid’s birthday party.”

….. Tucson Weekly, “Tucson Salvage” by Brian Smith